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Temu Jon Bernthal โ€” Actor / Singer, Multi-Purpose Leading Man, 1 pc, Adult Size, Ships From US

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Warm dad who could absolutely handle himself The doctor who has to deliver the bad news Best friend with the better one-liners Opposing counsel, unfortunately charming Sings, unexpectedly, beautifully Actual Jon Bernthal (out of stock)
ADD TO CAST daniel@danieltatar.com VIEW FULL PRODUCT PAGE danieltatar.com ยท credits, reel, reps
  • โœ“Free shipping. Already SAG-AFTRA. Repped in LA and Chicago, happy to be anywhere else.
  • โœ“Ships in 6โ€“8 weeks, or same day if you have a self-tape deadline.
  • โœ“No returns. He'd take it personally.
  • โœ“Batteries not included. Runs on coffee and other people's line readings.
  • โœ“Bonus feature nobody asked for: can sing. Carnegie Hall sing.

Compare with similar items

Objective, third-party analysis conducted by me, in my kitchen.

FeatureJon BernthalThis One
JawYesYes, comparable
IntensityAlarmingConcerning but manageable
AvailabilityBooked through 2029Free Thursday
Singing voiceUndocumentedCarnegie Hall, actually
Also playsIntenseIntense, funny, or holding a chart
QuoteA numberA smaller number
Will do your indieHis people will circle backHe already read it. He has notes.
Makes pancakes in shapesUnconfirmedEvery weekend. Documented.

Product specifications

All entries in this table are real, which is the confusing part.

Product nameDaniel Tatar
CategoryActor ยท Singer ยท Educator ยท Speaker
Typically cast asThe tough one, the doctor, the lawyer, or the friend with the better lines
Screen creditsChicago Med, The Studio, Euphoria, I Think You Should Leave, This Is Us, Grey's Anatomy, CSI: NY
Commercial / VOBudweiser, Vons, U.S. Cellular, LeapFrog, McDonald's, American Idol
StageSteppenwolf Theatre Company (The Ballad of Little Jo, dir. Tina Landau) ยท Miss Saigon ยท Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat ยท Hairspray at the Hollywood Bowl
Concert hallOriginated the role of Fervio in Eric Whitacre's Paradise Lost: Shadows and Wings; performed it at Carnegie Hall
Also sold asFounder and original member of The Company Men: Nokia LIVE, Jazz at Lincoln Center, Hallmark's Home & Family
Previously compared to"A mix of Paul Rudd and Eric Bana." A real quote, from before the Bernthal thing started.
City of originChicago
Care instructionsFeed. Do not put on hold for eleven months.

Customer reviews

1,412 ratings ยท 96% would cast again

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Casting Director, Los Angeles NOT A REAL REVIEW โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜… ยท 2 weeks ago

Booked him for the intense one. Watched the table read, moved him to the best friend, and he got the biggest laugh in the room. Ended up using him for both. Slight discrepancy from the listing photo in that he's warmer in person.

Vibe purchased: two of them, apparently
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A stranger in a Target parking lot NOT A REAL REVIEW โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜† ยท 1 month ago

Approached expecting Jon Bernthal. Was not Jon Bernthal. Ended up having a twenty-minute conversation about The Walking Dead anyway. Four stars, only because he was not Jon Bernthal.

Vibe purchased: none, this was a parking lot
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Music Director NOT A REAL REVIEW โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜… ยท 3 months ago

Item description does not adequately prepare you for the fact that he can actually sing. I had him down for the gruff one. He sight-read the harmony. Update the listing.

Vibe purchased: Sings, unexpectedly, beautifully
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His wife NOT A REAL REVIEW โ˜…โ˜…โ˜†โ˜†โ˜† ยท ongoing

Product now refers to itself in the third person on a website. Pancakes remain excellent. Two stars.

Vibe purchased: n/a, has owned this item for years

Customers who viewed this item also viewed

Based on what people have actually said to his face.

Discount Paul Rudd
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Same guy. Older comparison.
Eric Bana, Midwest Edition
$Scale
Same guy. This one's on his website.
Younger David Schwimmer
$Scale
Same guy. Nobody has explained this one.
Actual Jon Bernthal
Unavailable
Sold out. Try the one above.

Questions & answers

Answered by the seller, who is also the product.

Is this a real website?

Yes. Enough people said it out loud that buying the domain felt right. Every credit on this page is real. Every review is not.

Does Jon Bernthal know about this?

No. If he ever finds out, I'd like the record to show that this page is affectionate. He's a tremendous actor, and the joke here is at my expense. Jon, if you're reading this: no notes, big fan, sorry.

Do you actually get cast in these roles?

Often, yes. The tough-but-decent guy, a sitcom buddy, or the doctor or lawyer with something behind his eyes. Then I go do a musical and confuse everyone. See danieltatar.com for the actual resume.

Can I hire you for something that has nothing to do with this bit?

Please do. Film, TV, commercial, voiceover, concerts, hosting, speaking. My reps are listed on my real site, or email me directly at daniel@danieltatar.com.

What is the return policy?

There isn't one. You're going to be fine.

Okay, seriously

I get cast as the tough guy, the doctor, and the funny best friend, sometimes in the same month.

I'm Daniel Tatar, an actor and singer. I've been on Chicago Med, The Studio, Euphoria, I Think You Should Leave, This Is Us, and Grey's Anatomy. I premiered a musical at Steppenwolf, sang Carnegie Hall, and played the Hollywood Bowl. I founded a vocal group that headlined Jazz at Lincoln Center.

Most actors who read tough don't get the laugh, and most who get the laugh don't read tough. I do both, and I can sing either one. Short list, and I'm free Thursday.